On the pack of grapes it is printed... "Produce of various"!
WTF. Is various a member of the United Nations? Will various be represented at next years Olympic Games? This falls into the category of "If you can't say something useful, don't say anything at all!"
No doubt the grapes are a result of the ever increasingly bizarre trend in the UK to label everything, next time they will probably say "this product may contain nuts"...
and to all those AA frequent flyers, yes the battle cry for dinner is still "chicken or beef".